Managing Cricket

Posted in Managing Cricket on April 15, 2012 by vasanthwriter

                                           Managing Cricket

                                                     Beforrrrrrrrrrrr

“Did you watch yesterday’s match?” The guy next to me in the bus stop asked me. Match automatically refers to Cricket match in India. Hockey, football etc should be specifically referred as Hockey match and football match.

“Uh….No” I said. He gave me a ‘what kind of creature are you?’ look. In India there are swami Ji’s who cheat people, there are corrupt politicians….People with many disorders…short term memory loss patients…….maniacs…Pshychpaths….and finally there are people who don’t like cricket. People like me who cares a damn about this cricket literally have to struggle for their social life.

 

 

 

“So you didn’t watch yesterday’s match?” He asked me again.  What the hell is this guy’s problem?

I nodded horizontally.

“Hmm….” He sighed. My chance of interacting with him became zero. May be if I said yes I watched the match, we would have become friends by discussing about Sehwag’s form, Sachin’s 100th ton, the fifth bowler. Ok let me tell you, I am not that dumb. I know few basic terms.

                         The decisiooooooooooon

So one fine day I decided to improve my social life. I mean, Why not I actually act as if I love cricket and follow it regularly?  So I decided to manage cricket in my life.

 So I wrote few frequently asked questions of cricket.

1)    Which country is batting?

2)   Who is next on batting?

3)   Who took wickets?

4)   Who may take wickets?

But little did I realize that these are not enough.

                                       Afterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Incident 1

“So how did he get out?” My roommate asked me.

“He hit the ball that side and that guy there caught it.” I replied.

“That side and this guy aaa?” My roommate laughed.

“He tried upper cut dude and got caught.” Another roommate replied. What? He did certification in Basic of Cricket or what?

Incident 2

“Ok so according to Duckworth lewis, he has to score 15 more runs in 4 balls.” My roommate told to me.  I don’t know whether this guy is intelligent or innocent; Intelligent because he understands these complex duckwor….duckwer…something ….that theory; Innocent because he assumes that I will understand his explanation.

“Oh….OK…now I got it.” I had to act.

Incident 3

“Who is batting next?” One more guy asked me.

Previously I had to remember around 11 guys. But after this IPL I had to remember more than 30 players.

                                                Finallllllllllllllllly

To have a peaceful and respectful life in India, you have to know  few concepts like average of Virat Kohli, Strike rate of Virendra Sehwag, few foreign cricketers names, few stadium names ( Oh yeah they will ask you about the location of the match too), batting/bowling pitch.

          It is tough to be in the minority. But I am managing my social life by managing this cricket.

Life…Like it is – The Ignored

Posted in Life........Like it is... on May 25, 2011 by vasanthwriter

 

                                                                                                              The “Ignored’

 

She lives opposite to my apartment in Chennai. Yes….her entire life revolves around this dust bin. She made a home out of the things available from this dustbin.

 She is living here from past 3 to 4 years against the hot Chennai summer….rainy season…cold winter……She lives with 3 to 4 dogs. They play with her….they protect her……

 How different is her life..difficult is her survival……which we almost ignored………

Life….like it is – The Saree Woman

Posted in Life........Like it is... on May 25, 2011 by vasanthwriter

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                                                                                                   The Saree Woman

                         On my journey to Ayinavelli, a small village in East Godavari district in Andhra Pradesh, I found this woman knitting a saree. The below  is her routine.

The whole day (morning 8 to evening 7) she sits in the same place and knits one saree.  She has to give it to a wholesale dealer. Each saree costs around 600 to 700. She will be getting an amount of 200 per day. She has to move her hand to and fro the whole day as a part of her work.  Severe pain in her hands… Also legs, since she has to sit the whole….are common to her. 

Again in addition to this…..You know how interested are people in buying hand made sarees…

       How different is this woman’s life….which i didn’t know that it exists…….

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The Orange Tree – Part 5

Posted in The Orange Tree on April 15, 2011 by vasanthwriter

He nodded his head.

“My friend actually wants to sing in the function.” I meant ‘Annamacharya function’.

“He can directly come and ask me.  That doesn’t need your recommendation. Does it?” He said in his firm voice.

“Actually she is not in Tirupathi now. “

“Ok let her sing.” He turned back to leave.

“In western style?” I came to the crux of the matter. He looked deeply into my eyes, which scared the hell out of me. Ramana is standing behind me in silence.

“What?”

“With her guitar?”

“You are not joking. Are you?”

“No sir, she is very good singer.” Ramana interrupted.

“What is she going to sing? “

“Uh….One of the Annamacharya keerthanas in western style. “ I told.

He remained silent. I can see a spark of suspicion in his eyes. “Your friend? Who is she?”

“Uh…she is from Hyderabad. She sang a chorus with me.”I took a moment to think of a name and then, “her name is Swetha.”

“Look Krishna, It doesn’t make any sense to me, why she wants to sing in here. Well leave it. But the keerthanas should be sung in classical music. People come here to listen to that. They are used to it. The western style…..” he nodded his head horizontally, “won’t fit in here.”

“She wants to try something different. “ I struggled hard.

“She can..Somewhere else. Not in Tirupathi.” Oh!! Not even in Tirupathi. He said and left.

So this was our deal with Swathi. She will help us if we can make her perform in the ‘Annamacharya Utsavalu’, I should mention, in western style. Her father is responsible for all the events in the function. But she doesn’t want to ask him directly. Also she asked us not to reveal him that she is the girl who wants to perform.

“Now what?” Ramana said.

“Let me think.” I said.

“All you do is thinking….and more thinking…” He murmured and left to his home. Even I went back to my home. May be we can directly talk with Ramavatharam and ask him about the tree. May be we are unnecessarily creating a hype over a very small issue. But Swathi warned us not to ask him directly. Why do I care about it anyway? It’s just a bloody tree. Everyone will soon forget about it. Even Grandma? Hopefully… But how will Sahithi feel about me? I promised her. …………….The quarrel between mind and heart started again. But this time inside me. So just to change my mood I started working on few of my songs.

Later that evening while passing through Seetamma’s home, I found Sahithi and Swathi outside.

“Hi..” Sahithi invited me into conversation. Initially I didn’t want to go.

“So you talked to him?” Swathi’s direct to the point question.

“Yeah…” My word and its octave explains her everything.

“He didn’t agree. Right?”

“Yeah…”  Same word at the same octave.

“No probs, I know it will happen. Thanks for trying.”

“So you won’t help us, do you?”

“A deal is a deal.” She said without mercy.

“Why don’t you sing in Carnatic style? I can help you.” She waved back a big no, but

“Yes, that will be good.” Now Sahithi got fuel from me, “Carnatic music is closest to god. It is a god’s gift to sing classical. You can also sing. I am definitely sure; you will definitely say it is better than your western style.” She frowned immediately after she completed her last sentences.

“The Nth time I heard this.” She murmured but I could get it. “Classifying music based on different styles is same as dividing god based on religion.” She turned back to prevent any further argument.

“What’s wrong with that? People find different ways to pray the god, based on religion. But belief is the same.” Even I gave a very serious statement.

“Then why did you mention that classical music is dearest to god?”

“That’s obvious, all the Annamacharya keerthana’s are in classical music. It’s god’s own language.” Sahithi said innocently.

“Sahithiiii”, she dragged her name a bit,” Every style of music is good music, if it is pure and comes from your heart. Basically people over here have wrong impression over western style. You are a god’s kid if you sing a classical song and you are a spoiled brat if you sing western. You just get a bit more divine feeling in your music because, all the classical songs will be praising the god….You are powerful…kind..You are this….you are that..Nothing more than that. And many of my western songs will have love, romance in them…. I kiss you ….you touch me…..That’s the reason for its negativity. Suppose that Annamayya was born in New York and god came into his dream, then he started writing poems, songs and composing music about him on guitar. How will it sound? Do you think it sounds the same? May be then the same people will consider western music as divine. Music is one. You say classical music is very near to god. I say music is god whatever style it may be.”

This is the biggest conversation I had with Swathi since I know her. I am unable to say anything.

“ I actually didn’t mean what I said. I just wanted to help you.”

“It’s ok, I am sorry.”

“If you see this more closely, it is the classical music which is the minority these days. The film music and western is being followed everywhere in the country. Very few are learning this and keeping it alive. So atleast in Tirupathi your father doesn’t want western music to rule.”Sahithi concluded.

“Krishna Mohan, where are you?” The enthusiasm in Ramana’s face showed me that he is up to something. I escaped from the girls and reached him.

“What happened?”

“Nothing happened. But something is going to happen now. Come…” He held my hand and pulled me towards the orange tree.

                                                               End Of Part 5

The Orange Tree – Part 4

Posted in The Orange Tree on April 15, 2011 by vasanthwriter

                     

                                 I returned from my music class in the evening. Even this time I am going to sing in the “Annamacharya Utsavalu” that will happen in our colony. It is a 10 day event that will be celebrated every year as a respect to great writer and devotee Annamayya. 10 days of classical music, the language of god, and also there will be classical dance performances. I am waiting to see Sahithi’s performance. Also that’s the reason why my mother is practicing some songs with few other aunties.

                                 I sat alone inside my room. I looked outside the window. There appears the orange tree. This tree seems different to me now. There is a part of our mind which influences the rest of it. It is stupid and meaningless most of the times. It is called ‘Heart’. It is the same heart which made Grandma save this tree for these many years. It is the same heart which made Sahithi to support her. It is the same stupid heart which made me promise Sahithi.

 “So what are we doing?” Ramana’s voice brought me back.

“I am thinking.”

“That Orange tree…”, he said pointing the tree through the window, “Won’t be present tomorrow, if we don’t act now. Do you understand?”

I looked at him straight and said “Ok.” Now this became ‘our’ issue. Not sure why Ramana is now ‘emotionally’ involved in this. But I am happy that it happened.

“What do you think we can do?” He asked.

“Hmm…” I remained silent for a moment and then continued, “We need help.”

 

We sat. With a great amount of difficulty I pulled Ramana.

“Yes Krishna.” Swathi said.

“Hmm…I will say it straight. You heard the story behind the Orange tree. Now don’t you think we need to help her?”

“Help her? How?”  Damn she starts again.

“The Orange tree….”, Ramana started in his frustrated voice,” Seetamma loves it. Your father hates it. Your father ..powerful…Seetamma ..no powerful…so no Orange tree from tomorrow…got it?” We remained silent, until he completed.

She rested her head on her wrist and then said in the same pitch, “It’s just a story.”

“No..” Ramana got hurt.

“Do you think an orange tree grows out of an orange fruit? Assume it did. How are we sure that it is the same tree? It’s over 60 years.”We remained silent. We didn’t even think about these facts. “And we don’t even know whether they watered the same plant that we are seeing before us.” How intelligently stupid this girl is.

“It’s not about the truth and facts. What’s more important is Seetamma’s belief” I replied. The clash between heart and mind started.

“Yes.” Ramana got some fuel after my sentences.” You know what I saw? I saw love” He said with his closed fist,”.….love in the eyes of grand ma” I didn’t interrupt. “Do you know what love is?”  He said looking straight into the eyes of Swathi. Immediately she looked down. I got confused. Is he talking about his own feelings or Seetamma’s? 

He raised his voice drastically, “From 60 years she had been waiting for the leaves of that tree to fold. She really knows it won’t happen. But still she is waiting…just because her husband told her many years ago…… That is love. She is still protecting the tree from many evils.” Evil means Ramavatharam. I gulped my smile.

“You call my father evil?” She rose from her seat. I quickly interrupted.

“Swathi, Calm down, that’s not the point. Listen to me. We don’t want to hurt Seetamma, Right? And at this age she doesn’t need all this pain. That’s the only reason why we are trying to help her. What’s there in having the tree for few more years? “At least I sound half practical.

“Ok. Help her.”

“We need your help.” I said. I didn’t allow Ramana to talk. He is completely emotional, which doesn’t work with Swathi.

“No. He is my father. I don’t want to do anything against him. Good luck.” She said. We remained silent for few minutes. I looked at Ramana and nodded my head.

“Ok we are leaving then…” I said and got up.

“But I can go against my father and help you, if you do me a favor. “ Now what would this deal be? Ninety percent of the decisions are taken emotionally. She is not among the crowd.

We stood near the gate waiting for him.

“Why don’t we directly talk to him about the tree? Do we really need Swathi’s help?” Ramana asked.

“A little complex fact..But I will explain you…”

“It’s ok….leave it..” Ramana said.

“Listen… There are two types of people.  A) Emotional and B) Practical. Both are mutually exclusive. That’s the reason why Ramavatharam doesn’t understand the importance of the tree and Seetamma doesn’t want to understand the practicality behind cutting the tree, if there exists.”

“I agree we need Swathi” He laughed.

“Shut up and listen. None of us understood the deepness in grand ma’s feelings as you did.”

“Yeah correct..” He said smiling. At last he got a compliment from me.

“Similarly none of us can face Ramavatharam’s practicality except his daughter.”

“Then why do we need you?” He giggled.

“Because Swathi won’t understand your emotions. You saw what happened in her home right? There exists a world with perfect combination of practical and emotional behavior. We belong to this third world. For your information, we means myself and Sahithi”

“You self boost Mr.Krishna.”

Ramavatharam is still talking to the people working. 

“Hello sir” That’s Sahithi’s voice from behind. We are actually standing near the gate blocking the way inside and Sahithi is coming from outside. We moved aside to give her way. I looked at her and gave a smile.

“You made my dance practice difficult “She said making a cute serious face.

“Me?” I exclaimed. Then I saw Ramavatharam coming towards us.

“He is coming…” Ramana said.

“Wait…”

“Why did you say that?” I asked Sahithi.

“Whenever my teacher starts singing for my dance practice, I am unable to concentrate. I remember whatever you said, ‘there is no dance without music’ concept.” Ramavatharam is just few steps away from us. “I have to dance to the music. But music became my enemy. All because of….” She then found that Ramavatharam is almost behind her. “Oh ok……..then I will talk to you later. “ She understood that we are up to something and she left.

“So what is it Krishna Mohan?” The most masculine voice of the colony said.

“Sir….I need a favor on behalf of someone.”

The Orange tree – Part 3

Posted in The Orange Tree on April 15, 2011 by vasanthwriter

                                                                               Part 3

I was walking with Seshu. Seshu is my husband and I don’t even know the meaning of husband then. He is just 2 years older to me. I still remember his shirt with pocket half torn, his bare foot even while walking on hard rocks, his hair in the most improper order possible” She went deep into her memories, with a small smile and big spark on her face. This reminded me of a scene in the movie Titanic in which the older version of Kate Winslet starts describing her love story to a few youngsters. I am finding it difficult to narrate the narration of Seetamma.

   “We were on the way to school. He was made to study 1st form with me, which is my class…since our parents want us to be in the same class…”

“First form ….I think present third class” Sahithi helped us.

“So he was brought down to my class. He was very angry with me” She said smiling, “Since he was left behind his friends.” She was interrupted.

 

“ I won…..i won……”  The children of our colony came back again running into the room.

“Shh….” Ramana told them in a much pestered tone. “Don’t come inside.”

They ignored him. They sat beside us, by the time he completed the sentence. Both are around 8 years of age. Among them Bubloo irritates Ramana. The other kid is Hari.

“Even we want to listen grandma….”. Bubloo drawled the last word as a part of his sympathy factor.

“I said No”. Ramana miffed.

“Now, will you stop fighting with the kids?” I whispered to him, considering his ego factor. He finally agreed.

Seetamma continued, “So he didn’t even talk to me.”

“Can you start again grandma?” Bubloo interrupted.

“No…” Ramana strikes back.

“We won’t understand anything then.” It’s again from Bubloo. Hari is the silent guy.

“Hmm good you realized. You better go out and play.” Ramana again.

“No…..” Bubloo won’t give up. We became silent spectators while the kids are fighting..I mean Bubloo and Ramana.

“Will you stop arguing?” Sahithi interfered.

“Ok I will give you a quick recap”, Ramana said, “One day grandma and grandpa were walking on a street. Ok grand ma please continue.” Ramana reduced an entire paragraph into one line.

“That’s it?” Bubloo inquired.

“Yes.” Ramana said with a stiff voice. Sahithi is controlling her laughter.

“Are you sure because grandma said that he didn’t talk to her in her last sentence?” It’s not an easy task to satisfy this little kid.

Ramana controlled his anger and said, “Grand ma and grandpa had an argument, so he didn’t talk to her. Please continue grandma.” His voice made the kids silent.

Grand ma waited patiently till the argument ended and then continued, “There I saw a little plant…the plant whose leaves will fold when we touch it”, She turned to kids and explained more clearly,” You put your finger on the leaves…”

“Touch me not…” Sahithi said. I looked at her and replied her with a smile, thinking ‘When did I touch you?’

“Ya…I know that I know that…” Bubloo shouted.

“Very intelligent boy.” Ramana said with his shimmering sarcasm.

Grandma continued, “So I wished to take it to my school and show it to my friends. I slowly kneeled down and started removing a twig from the plant. But when I cut the twig all the leaves are closing. I don’t know what to do” She is using all the possible tenses while explaining.

“The leaves of ‘Touch me not’ will be open only when they are a part of the plant. If we remove it…”I said.

“Correct. It will never open again.” Sahithi completed my sentence.

Yes. Then Seshu saw the difficulty I was facing. He stood there”, she pointed to a corner of the room just as a part of her narration, kids and Ramana really turned their heads towards that corner, “remained silent for some time and then came to me to help.“

“Seetamma grand ma….” I know who calls Seetamma as Seetamma grandma. The room became silent. It’s Swathi at the door. I looked at Ramana. I can see a bit of alertness and anxiety in him.

“Sruthi box.” She said as she made her way inside. Sruthi box is already in her hands. So we must assume that she is here to return it. Welcome to the ‘One word Queen’. She gave a ‘What’s happening here’ look as she came in. By the way Sruthi box is an electronic device which helps us to adjust Sruthi to the required level. I hope I made sense. Like everyone else in the colony, Swathi too is very close to Seetamma…O.K…..Seetamma grandma.

“You use Sruthi box for western music?” I asked. As usual she is wearing blue jeans with red top.

“I tried. For a guitar performance if I want to be the lead player, I need another guy serving as base player. So I just thought I can use a Sruthi box instead of trying to find a base player. Didn’t really work…” It is very wild thinking.

Bubloo didn’t understand anything. So he interrupted,“ Swathi akka….We are in the middle of grandma’s story.” . Ramana became complete silent.

“Ok.” And she sat down. So Swathi sat in between Sahithi and Bubloo. I sat between Hari and Ramana on the opposite side. Grand ma sat in the middle. Sahithi offered some fruits to Swathi

“It’s about the Orange tree.” Sahithi said.

“Oh really!! Please continue…” Swathi showed interest finally in something.

“Actually we are in the middle.” Ramana finally spoke,” But I will give you a brief intro.” Swathi looked down and said “Ok.”

“Do you know the age of the tree over there?” Bubloo and Hari looked each other as their briefing completed in one sentence. I exchanged a smile with Sahithi. Grandma went inside.

Swathi didn’t reply.

“It’s about 60 years. One day when…” He explained it for fifteen minutes. Swathi didn’t make an eye contact with him. She silently listened to him. Grandma returned with few more fruits.

“Akka, He narrated the same thing in two minutes to us.” Bubloo complained

“Shh….” Ramana tried to control him but….

“He didn’t even tell us that it happened 60 years ago. The whole time we were imagining the story with Grand ma and Grandfather as older guys…..didn’t even get why they were going to school. He completed in one sentence.” Swathi gulped back her laughter. But I started laughing later joined by Sahithi.

Ramana’s face turned red. But he controlled his emotion. He slowly turned his face to Bubloo. Room became silent. “I explain the story based on the level of understanding of the person.”

“And our level of understanding is just one line?” Bubloo said. Everyone in the room laughed loud.

“Can we please continue?” I finally interfered.

Grandma started, “Seshu asked me to hold the twig gently. He tried to break it down. But it didn’t work out. Actually nothing worked…even our hands turned brown”

“Why?” Ramana asked.

“Because of the sand.” Bubloo and Sahithi replied. Ramana gave a ‘Damn I should have known that’ expression.

Grandma continued, “We discussed various plans….we executed them…and everything failed…Since it’s a very big plant, we couldn’t even pluck it with roots. He finally gave up after half an hour as it was already late to school.”

“Then…” Bubloo’s excitement questioned.

“He took an orange fruit from our lunch pack. We didn’t have the boxes and bags that you carry now”, Everyone gave a smile as response, “Sometimes we only ate fruits..and sometimes we ate just curd rice…even our parents..”

“What did he do with the Orange fruit?” Swathi stopped her from diverting.

“Yes…He peeled it. Then he began to dig soil in an open space. I watched him in silence. It didn’t make any sense to me. Then he placed the orange into it and covered it with soil again.” She explained with her hand gestures.

“Why did he do that?” Hari said.

“He planted it?” I said.

“He turned to me and said that “, Grandma continued,” It would just take few weeks for that to grow into a tiny plant. Once there are enough tiny branches, we will pluck it with roots and take it our school and show it to our friends. “

“But it’s not the same plant, right?” Swathi enquired.

“He said it was the same. He convinced me. Daily on the way to our school, we used to water it. That’s the place a relation started between us. Then one day we saw few leaves on its tiny twigs. Immediately I kneeled down and touched it. The leaves didn’t fold. Even he tried. It didn’t work. Tears rolled down my cheek. All our efforts frittered away.”

She took time to regain her breath. But everyone remained silent. “But he said with a cheerful voice…’what happened, why are you crying?’ ” She tried to imitate a male voice. “ ‘It takes some time for these leaves to behave that way. We have to wait for some more time.’ I didn’t move from the place. So he too sat beside me and said, “One day this plant will definitely behave as the other one. The leaves of this plant will fold when you touch them. Mark my words. You will remember me that day and think that I kept my promise.”

“But….” It’s Bubloo’s confusion.

“Shh…” Ramana’s involvement.

Even now after his death, whenever I am nearby the tree, my stupidity makes me touch the leaves. They never fold.” She remained silent and continued, ”But I don’t know why I touch them

The room remained silent.

I am still waiting for the day he mentioned.” She concluded.

 

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